15 Funny Tuesday Quotes To Brighten Your Day

Are you feeling the Tuesday blues? Tuesdays can often be a drag, with the weekend feeling far away and the workload piling up. But do not worry; we have a collection of funny Tuesday quotes to save you from the boring tasks.

Tuesdays can often feel like the forgotten day of the week. But it doesn’t mean we can’t add some humor to the sometimes-boring Tuesdays.

Grab a cup of coffee, settle in, and prepare for an exciting journey filled with laughter as we offer some hilarious quotes that will brighten up your Tuesday.

These funny Tuesday quotes remind us to embrace the quirks and challenges of the day and find joy in the little things. So the next time Tuesday rolls around, remember to smile, laugh, and make the most of it.

Best Funny Tuesday Quotes

“Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day.” – Jim Miller

“Tuesday is a huge day.” – Ian Mcdougal

“I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday.” – Jack L. Warner

“Did someone order a bright and sunny day? Well…here it is. Happy Tuesday!” – Anthony T. Hincks

“You can write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you absolutely no good on Tuesday.” ― Lewis Grizzard

“There is a breed of Tuesday in January in which time creeps and no light comes and the air is full of water and nobody really loves anybody.” ― Zadie Smith

“For some people, showing up at a bridal salon without a ring or a groom might appear bizarre and quite unusual–but for me, it’s a regular Tuesday afternoon.” ― Tinsely Mortimer

“The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns.” ― Samuel Beckett

“Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.”- Emily P. Freeman

“There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.” – Anton Chekhov

“You’ll find that education is just about the only thing lying around loose in this world, and it’s about the only thing a fellow can have as much of as he’s willing to haul away. ” —John Graham

“Tuesday: I can’t even see the weekend from here.” – Unknown

“It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” – George Weah

“TUESDAY – I can’t even see the weekend from here.” – M.L. O’Halloran

“Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!” – Neil Leckman

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