15 Hilarious Quotes from Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt is a adventure comedy film released in 2001, directed by Dennie Gordon. The Film introduced audiences to the lovable and funny character of Joe Dirt who searches for his family. While searching for his family, Joe faces numerous comical challenges.
Despite the numerous challenges he faces, Joe maintains his positivity and showing kindness to every person he meets.
Finally, Joe Dirt learns a shocking secret about his family and comes to conclusion about his search for connection. The movie ends with a pleasant note about how genuine friends can keep you strong and how toughness can be a strength. Joe was fortunate to discover what family and love truly meant.
So, sit back and enjoy the hilarious Joe Dirt quotes!
Funny Joe Dirt Quotes
“I’m Joe Dirt! You know, the guy nobody wants. The guy not holding within him the miraculous hope of a family reunion.”
“It’s like I’m talking to a wall… a wall that talks back!”
“I got the poo on me!”
“I’m down here lookin’ for meteorites, what are you doin’?”
“You’re talking to my guy all wrong. It’s the wrong tone. You do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.”
“You like to see homos naked? That’s cool, man. Whatever floats your boat. I ain’t gonna judge ya.”
“My sister’s cousin’s baby brother’s tricycle.”
“You can’t fix what’s already broken, man! You’re like a kid who picks up a book because the cover’s cool, only to find out the pictures are all cut out!”
“Well, la-dee-frickin’-da!”
“You’re talkin’ to the guy who found a glass eye in a catfish!”
“You ever been to the Grand Canyon? It’s pretty grand.”
“Life’s a garden, man, and I dig it. You make it work for you. You never give up.”
“I’m not saying she’s old, but if you look up ‘old’ in the dictionary, you’ll see her picture.”
“Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?”
“It’s like a dog with a bunch of fleas, man. You gotta zap ’em off, or they’ll just bite you and suck your blood forever.”
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