50 Lawyer Pick Up Lines(Funny & Cheesy) – Don’t Miss
Lawyers are known for their quick reactions and observations. In this post, we’ve compiled a list of the funniest, smartest and cheesiest pick up lines for lawyers!
These lawyer pick up lines are sure to make laugh, whether you’re trying to impress a fellow lawyer or just for a little fun.
These pick up lines are not only clever, but they also show off your knowledge of the legal world. So, if you’re looking to impress a lawyer these lines are sure to win their heart.
Who knows, you might just find yourself with a new date. Scroll on now to check them out!
Best Lawyer Pick Up Lines
“Are you a legal brief? Because you’re brief but comprehensive.”
“Do you have a license to be that beautiful?”
“Is it hot in here or is it just my passion for the law?”
“Do you mind if I serve you a subpoena for your heart?”
“I may not have a high hourly rate, but I promise I’m worth it.”
“Do you mind if I object to your being single?”
“I’m not a lawyer, but I can make your case.”
“I’m not a lawyer, but I can give you legal briefs.”
“I’m not a lawyer, but I can make your briefs legal.”
“I’m not a lawyer, but I can help you with your case.”
“I’m not a lawyer, but I can give you legal advice.”
“I’m not a lawyer, but I can help you with your legal problems.”
“I’m not a lawyer, but I can help you with your legal needs.”
“I’m not a lawyer, but I can help you with your legal issues.”
“I’m not a lawyer, but I can help you with your legal questions.”
Cheesy Law Pick Up Lines
Is your name an injunction? Because you’re gorgeous.
Is your name Judge? Because you have me mesmerized.
Are you a defendant? Because you’ve stolen my heart.
Is your name Contempt? Because I’m totally feeling it for you.
Are you a lawyer? Because you’re the only one for me.
Are you a law student? Cause you’re making me so attracted to you.
Are you a civil suit? Because I’m ready to be served by you.
Can I be the court reporter so I can take down everything you say?
Are you a legal document? Cause I want to read all about you.
Is your name Due Process? Cause I’m totally into you!
Is your name Litigation? Cause I’m suing for your love!
Can I be the lawyer so I can argue how much I love you?
Are you a legal brief? Cause I just can’t get enough of you!
If I was the judge, I would rule in favor of us being together!
Hey baby, are you a court of law, because I want to appeal your sentence of single-hood!
Funny Pick Up Lines For Lawyers
Are you a contract? Because I want to read all the fine print.
I’m not in Big Law, but I got a big… ego.
I’m not sure if you’re a tort or a crime, but I’m definitely feeling violated.
Are you a subpoena? Because you’re about to compel me to give you my number.
I’m not sure if you’re a plaintiff or a defendant, but I’m definitely feeling litigious.
You’re so fine, you make my whole courtroom out of order.
I’m not sure if you’re a precedent or a statute, but I’m definitely following you.
I’m not sure if you’re a motion to dismiss or a motion for summary judgment, but I’m definitely moving in on you.
Are you a lawyer? Because you’re the proseCUTEST.
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Pick Up Lines For Law Students
Are you a tort? Because you’ve caused some serious damage to my heart.
Is your name Miranda? Because you’ve got me under your arrest.
Are you a contract? Because I’d be willing to negotiate the terms of our relationship.
Is your dad a judge? Because you’ve got ‘guilty’ written all over you.
Are you a legal brief? Because you’ve got all the evidence I need to prove you’re the one for me.
Is your name Objection? Because I can’t help but overrule my heart when I’m around you.
Are you a legal precedent? Because you’ve set the standard for what I’m looking for in a partner.
Is your favorite book ‘Crime and Punishment’? Because I’d love to be your partner in crime.
Are you a law library? Because I could spend hours getting lost in your stacks.
Is your name Habeas Corpus? Because I’d love to see you in my arms.
Are you a legal loophole? Because you’ve found a way to bypass all my defenses.
Is your favorite movie ‘Legally Blonde’? Because you’ve got all the right qualifications to win my heart.
Are you a legal argument? Because I can’t help but be persuaded by your charm.
Is your name Pro Bono? Because I’d be willing to give you my time and expertise for free.
Are you a legal precedent? Because I can’t help but follow your lead.
Conclusion:
These pick-up lines may not ensure a fulfilling connection, but they do demonstrate your humor and law knowledge. Love and law have more in common both require careful consideration and a little bit of luck. Hope enjoyed the above collection of pick-up lines.
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